Alternative (Unsexy) Halloween Costumes

For women who do not want to dress as a sexy cat.

New Ways To Delineate Seasons

Now that you can’t do it by the weather.

As a Feminist, I Think Women Should Wear Chastity Belts

Donna Karan could design them!

Buy a Longer iPhone Cord

Save yourself.

Have You Done A Moon Salutation?

Not me, I haven’t.

Maybe Do Something Nice Tonight

Crazy things are happening and summer is ending.

If You Don’t Know What To Say, Just Be Like

A few options to choose from.

Next Time You Need A Witty Comeback, Try This

A foolproof way to overcome the problem of staircase wit.

Some Good Slow Burns For When You Need Them

And a few guidelines about what constitutes a good one.