The Myths Of Bodyweight Training

The whole point of weight training is working against (increasing) resistance.

Dog Questions To Which The Answer Is “You Are,” Ranked

Who? Who’s a good boy? Who?

Have You Done A Moon Salutation?

Not me, I haven’t.

Maybe Do Something Nice Tonight

Crazy things are happening and summer is ending.

Diseases My Male Coworkers Diagnosed Me With On The One Day I Didn’t Wear Make Up

It was a dark day, under my eyes.

It’s Hip to Be Pyramid

Everyone I know is involved in a pyramid scheme.

We Used To Follow Lucas Duda

A touching tribute.

A Notice Regarding Current Pants Trends

The original memo you were looking for.

Send Me And Brian On Vacation To Write About Spoon

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Will We Ever Know What Happened Between Charlize Theron And Tia Mowry At SoulCycle?

(Do we know already?)

Thanks For Inviting Me To Your Pool Party Despite My Horrific Condition!

It’s so rare for me to get out and have a nice time—you know, because of my condition.

Rachel Carson and the Tidepools

Scenes and sketches.

Pop-Tarts Are So Good That It Is Crazy

THIS IS NOT AN AD.

Put “Shower” On Your To-Do List

A helpful suggestion.

The Model In These Photos

The model in these photos is 5’11 and is wearing a size 4.

Charlize Theron Addresses The Great SoulCycle Feud Of 2014 That We Will Never Forget

“Oh my god,” as Charlize Theron once said to Tia Mowry at SoulCycle (allegedly).

Feminist Fairy Tales

Once upon a dream.

Sean Spicer Makes a Run For It

Behind the woman behind the White House.

If You Don’t Know What To Say, Just Be Like

A few options to choose from.

Why Breaking Up With My Loving Girlfriend Was So Very Traumatic and Difficult for Me

This is hard for me because she was so amazing.