Astrology Is Fake, But Libras Are Having A Tough Time
They have been working forever on that air of calm and occasionally unreadable composure.
Astrology Is Fake, But Cancers Are In The Eye Of The Storm
Ernest Hemingway, Tom Cruise, Lindsay Lohan—see?
Astrology Is Fake But Taurus Hates Change
No good reason either, they just haaaaaate it.
Next Time You Need A Witty Comeback, Try This
A foolproof way to overcome the problem of staircase wit.
Astrology Is Fake But Sagittariuses Are Trying Their Best
And it seems totally fine to them.