“The intersection is closed from traffic.”

Teeth Dreams

Marge Simpson in Real Life

“He said you were cute as hell but dumb as a bag of hammers.”

The Mystery of the Barkley Marathon

Bang the Drum Quietly (Or Not at All!)

And You Thought Spiders Were Bad…

Woman Dies at Desk

Fashion School Totally on Top of the Bedbug Problem

Rapper Pees His Pants