A Wishlist From The Pit of Despair

Wine Condoms: Would Buy

“The Marvelous Talking-Machine”

Attention Sloppy Nail Polishers

Sliced Bread

Can You Hear Me Now?

Polygraphy, Polyestery, and Polyamory

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Feel Free to Drop Your Phone in the Toilet Now

Noisier Airports, Please?