Diseases My Male Coworkers Diagnosed Me With On The One Day I Didn’t Wear Make Up

It was a dark day, under my eyes.

A Notice Regarding Current Pants Trends

The original memo you were looking for.

Thanks For Inviting Me To Your Pool Party Despite My Horrific Condition!

It’s so rare for me to get out and have a nice time—you know, because of my condition.

The Model In These Photos

The model in these photos is 5’11 and is wearing a size 4.

Sean Spicer Makes a Run For It

Behind the woman behind the White House.

Why Breaking Up With My Loving Girlfriend Was So Very Traumatic and Difficult for Me

This is hard for me because she was so amazing.

Brüd, A Luxury Wellness Retreat For Post-Fertile Chickens

How To Rank Women

You Need To Be Badass To Be Employed

It’s not enough to be good anymore.

I’m So Excited to Announce That I Now Say ‘Namaste’