It Will Be A Low-Key Affair
We request that you learn the vows attached so we can all recite them together.
I Moved to the Country and the Only Thing That’s Changed is My Inflated Feeling of Superiority
What a huge and brave life change.
Women’s Clothing Items That Also Tell Me How to Feel About Myself
Thank you for letting me know.
Pick Up Lines That Would Actually Work on Me
“Can you pet my dog while I go to the bathroom?”
Toward a Unified Theory of Pinterest Poses
These are the only official ways to do it.