How To Become Perfect In The New Year

Prioritize yourself, and don’t try to do it all at once.

When A Man Asks You Why You Lift

The better to destroy him, you say.

Become A Deadlift Beast, And Maybe Don’t Do Cardio

You CAN lift more than 20 pounds.

Against Clean Eating, and How to Get Your Pull-up

Eat the dirty carbs for goodness’ sake!

Overnight Oats

A few recipes to help you stay swole during this bulking season.

When Fitness and Diet Talk Feel Toxic

How body image informs exercise, and a call for more power racks.

17th-Century Whaler Problems

Caring for your hands and your liver.

All Exercise is Bad

How do you get yourself to the gym on a regular basis?

Soreness and Notebooks

How long is it normal to be sore, and how do you keep track of your workouts?

Smoothies and Trolls

Destigmatizing protein powder, debunking what strength looks like.