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Good Riddance, Anderson Cooper

by Kelly Conaboy

Astrology is Fake But We Need Virgos To Help Us

by Rosa Lyster

Without them we are lost.

end of summer sadness

Why Don’t You See Pink Sunsets In The Wintertime?

by Kelly Conaboy

If you even don’t?

“I’m So Old!” Exclaims 22-Year-Old Recent College Graduate

by Mica Unger

And I’m not skinny anymore!

Tough Love

by Kelly Conaboy

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

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What’s Your Powerball Breakfast?

by Kelly Conaboy

For the morning after you win the Powerball.

How To Keep Your Skirt Down

by Kelly Conaboy

For when it’s windy!

Pick Up Lines That Would Actually Work on Me

by Mary Cella

“Can you pet my dog while I go to the bathroom?”

Highly Doubt Dressing Like A Businessman Will Get You An Airline Upgrade

by Kelly Conaboy

Yeah right.

Candle Review: Diptyque, “New York,” Which I Have Not Smelled For Reasons That I Find Rude

by Kelly Conaboy

The latest edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle column.

Overheard in Front of a 1918 Alfred Stieglitz Nude Portrait of Georgia O’Keeffe in the Living Modern Exhibition

by Susan Harlan

Other people, man.

An Interview With Adrian Shirk

by Zan Romanoff

American women and their religious authority.

CURTIS COME BACK

No More Trading In Sports

by Kelly Conaboy

It’s just too much.

Writing a Long Novel is a Feminist Act

by Molly Patterson

Why big, “ambitious,” messy books about women are necessary.

Tips And Tricks For Enjoying The Eclipse

by Sarah Hutto

Get out while you can!

If A Spoon Album Leaked, Would We Listen To It?

by Kelly Conaboy

gentleman's query

On The Fashion Crimes Of The Ocean’s Eleven Series

by Rosa Lyster

A selection of petty offenses.

Helping Them Develop The Glossier Candle

by Kelly Conaboy

What’s your vibe?

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Snacks For The 2017 Eclipse

by Kelly Conaboy

A traffic-grab—I mean, good ideas for snacks.

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What’s Wrong With My Squats?

by Casey Johnston

It’s okay to film your lifts!

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