The Hairpin

zodiac truths

Astrology Is Fake, But Libras Are Having A Tough Time

by Rosa Lyster

They have been working forever on that air of calm and occasionally unreadable composure.

ask a swole woman

Should I Get Stronger For Self-Defense?

by Casey Johnston

Always be strengthening.

portion control

Single-Serving Wine Reviews

by Ginny Hogan

Cheers to me, myself, and I.

two for tuesday

Read This Old Thing, Follow This Pig

by Kelly Conaboy

Two nice things for Tuesday.

too real estate

Fantastic New-to-Market Apartments from a Realtor You Never Contacted

by Mary Dauterman

Hi, [Client]

deep thoughts

Listen To Jack Handey

by Kelly Conaboy

Meaning listen to him on this podcast and listen to his advice and heed it.

famous last words

It Will Be A Low-Key Affair

by Alice Sanders

We request that you learn the vows attached so we can all recite them together.

spoon second

Brian Picks A Topic

by Kelly Conaboy

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

basic witches

Dress to Sorceress

by Jaya Saxena and Jess Zimmerman

Honing emotions with magical outfits.

omg

The Three Seconds Between Saying “Oh” and “My God” Are The Only Peaceful Moments I Get All Day

by Ginny Hogan

Oh…my God.

the menace

How To Make A Spicy Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

by Kelly Conaboy

If you’d like to make a good spicy peanut butter and jelly sandwich, well, here’s how.

television

Kylie Feminism and Otherness

by anna dorn

The youngest Jenner emerges as an inadvertent queer icon.

close reading

The Paranoid Girls of Tumblr

by Kaitlyn Tiffany

They’ve created their own literary genre.

mother!

mother!: A Review

by Kelly Conaboy

A (spoiler-free!) review of mother!

how to

How To Bring About Autumn

by Kelly Conaboy

A how-to guide for those wishing to bring about autumn.

spoon second

Hot And Wild Thoughts

by Kelly Conaboy

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

cindi leave-y

Ladies Be Tuckin’

by Silvia Killingsworth

Where else are women going to put their feet?

correct opinions

Down with Standing Desks

by Nourhan Hesham

They’re bullshit and they give you cankles.

grief porn?

Mount Eerie

by Kelly Conaboy

A little bit about seeing Mount Eerie.

the way to go

Stovetop Popcorn Is The Way To Go

by Kelly Conaboy

An opinion about popcorn, and how to make it.

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