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Did You Hear About Heat Dome?
by Kelly Conaboy
Guided Meditation: Kim Kardashian–Taylor Swift Edition
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A Woody Allen Mystery
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The Emails of Natalie Portman and Kelly Conaboy
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The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard of Slavoj Žižek
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One weird trick to frustrate the hell out of a Marxist bro.
Kiss From a Rose on the Bed: A Tip
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A Sexy Dead Alien King Was Found on Mars and His Heart Is Yours for the Taking
by Kelly Conaboy
How To Be An Advice Columnist
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Park Slope Stoop Giveaways: Greatest Hits
by Kristen Martin
Soccer Players Are Hot: A Sonnet
by Kelly Conaboy
Words From Victorian Novels Used to Describe People That Are Terrible at Describing People
by Madeline Raynor
Ben & Jerry’s Flavors, Ranked
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Some New Punctuation Symbols
by Sara Lautman
Elliott Gould and Barbra Streisand
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Nine Ways to Beat the Heat
by Kelly Conaboy
On Having to Find the Words
by Kelly Conaboy
The Best Time I Spit My Fake Teeth Out in a Bar
by Anne Petrimoulx
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