In Defense Of My Thermos

How Much Hair Are You Supposed to Lose Per Day?

Parenting by the Books: Slavery’s White Women

Holiday Catalog Scent

A Man Who Has Done Drugs Pitches His Memoir

One Direction’s Week in Review: 11/7

Practical Magic

We All Sometimes Feel Like This Bird

That nameless and yet very particular feeling.

How Lovely.

Are You OK?: A Poem

Against Clean Eating, and How to Get Your Pull-up

Eat the dirty carbs for goodness’ sake!

“Hillary Goddamn Brilliant Badass Queen Beyoncé Rodham”

Today’s the Day

“Vanderpump Rules” Season 5 Fanfic Prompts

One Direction’s Week in Review: 10/31

Candle Review: Keap, Wood Cabin

They Found Your Boyfriend in a Swamp

Twinkly Songs About Sex

Dear Mike’s New Girlfriend,

Astrology Is Fake But Scorpios Are Extremely True

Beware.