No More Upside-Down Smiley In 2018

A New Year’s resolution.

A Townsman and a Scribe Write About Evil Witches

Where else could women have gotten such ideas?

If Every Clash Song Were About Wine

A thought experiment.

The Plots of Hanukkah Romantic Comedies, If They Were Made By Hallmark

It’s a shonde these don’t already exist.

An Oral History Of Spoon Second

An oral history of the column in which two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Babies Taking Care of Babies

Childcare as a part-time experiment.

Can I Lift With A Crooked Body?

Spines, scoliosis, and asymmetry.

Our Best Of 2017 Lists

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Answerwise, Stassi Is Killing It

I will not say.

The Secrets Of Sex Hair

What is it and how do you get it?

25 Years of Wayne’s World

Wayne’s World was my Rosetta Stone for American popular culture.

Would You Rather Be A Fireplace Or Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows?

A December question to romance you.

Candles For Freelancers

For when you work from home but need the motivational smells of a high-pressure office environment.

Here We Are Sleeping Next To The Toilet, Wombats

“This morning we are all this sleepy wombat with her vagina out.” -You, 30 years ago.

It’s All Pills—A Q&A with Gwyneth Paltrow About Her New Cookbook

Pills, pills, pills!

Kelly And Brian Saw Spoon Twice This Week: A Review

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Look What UPS Made Me Do

A review of the limited-edition UPS Commemorative CD Bundle.

Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Have A Fireplace?

Thinking about what it would be like to have a fireplace.

Beauty Blenders Are A Scam

It’s a sponge, recreated for girls!

Thanksgiving Spoon Side Dishes (Part Two Of Our Two-Part Spoon Thanksgiving Special, Feat. Taylor Berman)

Three Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.