Monty Python’s Royal Hospital for Overacting

Your Next Billion Dollars

On the Finding of Richard III’s Bones: A Poem

In the Bleak Mid-Winter

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Things Bloomberg Might Have Said of a Woman at a Party

Successful and Unsuccessful Gifts for Anglophiles

“Heavy Metal Drummer,” Wilco

Try to Purchase “The Yellow Wallpaper”

The Gallery of Lost Art

“Real Man Adventures,” T Cooper

Different Kinds of Activism

“He said you were cute as hell but dumb as a bag of hammers.”

Memories of Austen and “Pride and Prejudice”

Remaining Kinds of Behavior That Could Become a Distraction to the BSA

Cancel Your Plans For the Day

“WWII War Paint”

Gilding Their Loins for Combat

Unnecessarily Cruel Identifiers for Upcoming Trend Pieces

President Obama’s Interview With “The New Republic”