Please Do Accept “Weird Pitches”
“Weird pitches” meaning blog posts that bring joy rather than pain.
Would You Rather Be A Person Who Smells Peonies All The Time Or A Person Who Smells Gasoline All The Time?
A January question to inspire you.
Movies Should Be An Hour And Forty-Five Minutes
The correct runtime for a movie is an hour and forty-five minutes.
Candle Review: Pump Passion Fruit Vanilla Scented Candle
The latest edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle review series.
Have To Admit That Coke Jingle Is Good
No-o one can STOP! Me when I taste the fee-ling!
An Oral History Of Spoon Second
An oral history of the column in which two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.
Would You Rather Be A Fireplace Or Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows?
A December question to romance you.
Here We Are Sleeping Next To The Toilet, Wombats
“This morning we are all this sleepy wombat with her vagina out.” -You, 30 years ago.
Kelly And Brian Saw Spoon Twice This Week: A Review
Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.
Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Have A Fireplace?
Thinking about what it would be like to have a fireplace.
Thanksgiving Spoon Side Dishes (Part Two Of Our Two-Part Spoon Thanksgiving Special, Feat. Taylor Berman)
Three Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.
Should You Put Whipped Cream In Your Coffee Every Day As A Treat?
An interesting question and a fascinating answer.