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Please Do Accept “Weird Pitches”

“Weird pitches” meaning blog posts that bring joy rather than pain.

Bruce Springspoon

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Would You Rather Be A Person Who Smells Peonies All The Time Or A Person Who Smells Gasoline All The Time?

A January question to inspire you.

Movies Should Be An Hour And Forty-Five Minutes

The correct runtime for a movie is an hour and forty-five minutes.

A Spoon Snowman?

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Candle Review: Pump Passion Fruit Vanilla Scented Candle

The latest edition of The Hairpin’s popular candle review series.

Have To Admit That Coke Jingle Is Good

No-o one can STOP! Me when I taste the fee-ling!

Star Wars Was Really Good

A movie review.

No More Upside-Down Smiley In 2018

A New Year’s resolution.

If Every Clash Song Were About Wine

A thought experiment.

An Oral History Of Spoon Second

An oral history of the column in which two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Our Best Of 2017 Lists

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Answerwise, Stassi Is Killing It

I will not say.

Would You Rather Be A Fireplace Or Hot Chocolate With Marshmallows?

A December question to romance you.

Here We Are Sleeping Next To The Toilet, Wombats

“This morning we are all this sleepy wombat with her vagina out.” -You, 30 years ago.

Kelly And Brian Saw Spoon Twice This Week: A Review

Two Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Have A Fireplace?

Thinking about what it would be like to have a fireplace.

Thanksgiving Spoon Side Dishes (Part Two Of Our Two-Part Spoon Thanksgiving Special, Feat. Taylor Berman)

Three Spoon fans talk about Spoon for roughly one second.

Should You Put Whipped Cream In Your Coffee Every Day As A Treat?

An interesting question and a fascinating answer.