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Achieve Peace Through Whale Vacuuming
by jia.tolentino
Buzz Aldrin on the moon landing: “We didn’t get to celebrate. Because we were out of town.”
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Jungle, “Time”
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“In Moscow Always Sunny”
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Bear’s Den, “Elysium”
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Game of Thrones Wine Is Coming
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The Future According to Tyra Banks
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Human Dolly Parton Offers to Adopt Abandoned Festival Dog Dolly Parton
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Jessie Ware, “Tough Love” (Cyril Hahn Remix)
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Usher, “Good Kisser” (Disclosure Remix)
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“Sex was just too inefficient.”
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Katie Kate, “Sadie Hawkins”
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Weekend Roundup
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“In fact, Bieber was a kind of Immaculate Conception, conceived while Pattie was on birth-control…
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A Long Weekend Playlist
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A Super Chill 25-Year-Old Talks to Some Central Park Bros
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File Under: Not Worth Lying About
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Tove Lo, “Habits” (Live For Best Fit Sessions)
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Baby Bear Gets Head Stuck in Cookie Jar, Panics, Climbs Tree With Head Still in Cookie Jar
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“Is that all I am ever to do in life — dress myself carefully, put leaves in my hair, and think…
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