Achieve Peace Through Whale Vacuuming

Buzz Aldrin on the moon landing: “We didn’t get to celebrate. Because we were out of town.”

Jungle, “Time”

“In Moscow Always Sunny”

Bear’s Den, “Elysium”

Game of Thrones Wine Is Coming

The Future According to Tyra Banks

Human Dolly Parton Offers to Adopt Abandoned Festival Dog Dolly Parton

Jessie Ware, “Tough Love” (Cyril Hahn Remix)

Usher, “Good Kisser” (Disclosure Remix)

“Sex was just too inefficient.”

Katie Kate, “Sadie Hawkins”

Weekend Roundup

“In fact, Bieber was a kind of Immaculate Conception, conceived while Pattie was on birth-control…

A Long Weekend Playlist

A Super Chill 25-Year-Old Talks to Some Central Park Bros

File Under: Not Worth Lying About

Tove Lo, “Habits” (Live For Best Fit Sessions)

Baby Bear Gets Head Stuck in Cookie Jar, Panics, Climbs Tree With Head Still in Cookie Jar

“Is that all I am ever to do in life — dress myself carefully, put leaves in my hair, and think…