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Brush Your Teeth With Black Stuff To Make Them White
by Christine Friar
More Adventurous
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The Martha Stewart Workout Plan
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With This Post, I Thee Leave
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Drew Droege as Chloë Sevigny Is the Best
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Life Would Have Been Different If Jay-Z and Beyonce Were My Parents
by Christine Friar
Celebrating Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Birthday the Only Way I Know How
by Christine Friar
The Ballad of Jenni Farley: Four Reasons It’d Be Okay If My Pretend Daughter Looked Up to JWoww
by Christine Friar
For the Woman Who Has Everything, Something Else
by Christine Friar
I’m Choosing to Believe in Fairy Doors
by Christine Friar
In Which, Koko-Like, We Could Not Communicate Effectively
by Christine Friar
‘My Favorite Color’ Is Here to Calm You
by Christine Friar
I’m Sad That the Barry Manllow Is Sold Out, But I Understand Why
by Christine Friar
What Else You Got in There?
by Christine Friar
Word of the Day
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‘Songs About Man-Having’ — A Playlist
by Christine Friar
I Have Never Wanted Someone to Be on Glee More Than I Want This Person to Be on Glee
by Christine Friar
In Which I Commandeer Your Favorite Website
by Christine Friar
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