Free Boat Museum Wedding

Do you want to get married in April 2012, in a Titanic-themed museum, on the steps of a replica staircase, and not be able to choose your own dress, flowers, or cake? Can you make it look like you got engaged before February 1? Can you travel to Branson, Missouri, or Pigeon Forge, Tennessee? Is nothing in your background “an embarrassment” to the Titanic, in general? If so, honor the 12 couples whose honeymoons were ruined 100 years ago by uploading a YouTube video explaining why you want to do that. Winners get a free “Royal Wedding” for [a mysteriously undisclosed number of people] in either Branson or Pigeon Forge. The Branson one seems to have more authentic Titanic artifacts, but the Pigeon Forge one has historic reenactors. Tricky. Which one are you going for?

[Thanks, Layla!]