How Are You Celebrating National Girlfriends Day?
Today is August 1, National Girlfriends Day, the day Girlfriends died so that we might live. The lifestyle website Shecky’s invites us to celebrate it by calling out our laziest, funniest, drunkest, sluttiest, and most boring friends, except they phrase it differently. Speaking of women, have you heard about Helen of Troy’s entrancing vagina?