Fake Books I Asked Librarians For

by E.A. Weiss

Don’t Tell Me to Quiet Down: A Story of Revenge

How to Burn Books Without Getting Yourself Burned

Embezzlement: I Know You’re Doing It

— — — — — New Librarian — — — — —

Discussing Great Books With Your New Librarian

Flirting 101

Volunteer Mentoring: Be the Best Role Model for Underprivileged Children

What to Do With All of That Extra Money You Have

Extreme Kama Sutra: For People Who Already Know All of the Other Stuff

How to Ask a Cute Librarian On a Date

The Casanova Cookbook

Fun Dates for Two

It Seems Like She’s Cheating: A Novel

Real Men Cry Too: A History of Important Men and When They Cried (It’s More Often Than You’d Think)

Unrequited Love

Make Your Secret Sex Tape a Hit: The Girl Never Has to Know It Exists

The Casanova Cookbook

Fun Dates for Two

What to Do When You’re Having Sex With a Successful Doctor

Previously: Songs to Sing When the Hurricane Hits.

E. A. Weiss lives in New York.