Apple Orchards and You

Friday is the first day of fall! Does anyone have any good stories about … apple orchards? The setting of many a thrilling anecdote, no doubt. One night in college I drove my friends out to the apple orchard, and they stole my car and left me. They eventually came back, but things were never the same.

OK, there may not actually be any interesting stories about apple orchards, in which case please leave your dullest apple orchard story. Or the comments can just be empty on this one. Or stories about unforgivable times people left you in the darkness.