Ticket Giveaway: “Planned Parenthood, I’m Here for You”

Do you want to see the very funny Lisa Lampanelli, Sandra Bernhard, and Lizz Winstead perform live this Thursday in NYC, at 8 p.m. at the Gramercy Theater, to benefit Planned Parenthood? If so, tickets start at $40. But if you want to see them for free, we’re giving away two tickets to whoever can best fill out this highbrow acrostic poem:

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Anything goes — send your finest to us, and we’ll notify the winners by Wednesday (tomorrow) at 6 p.m. EST.