Let’s All Make…
… apple butter! Remember apple butter? Convincing your parents that you will finish the whole jar, no problem. It will not be a waste even though you aren’t gonna eat it on a sandwich with peanut butter. But then you end up trying it with peanut butter on a sandwich because you’ve run out of ways to eat it? And really you just want to eat it straight off the spoon but for some ridiculous reason that’s only acceptable with marshmallow fluff? Apple butter, y’all. Let’s do it.