Help, I’m Addicted to Not Knowing I Was Living the Secret Sex Life of a Teen Vampire Stripper …

Help, I’m Addicted to Not Knowing I Was Living the Secret Sex Life of a Teen Vampire Stripper & Tiaras

In a book with straight-up the same cover as Twilight and a title that echoes many other popular things, journalist Iris Krasnow and more than 200 other women “Share What It Really Takes to Stay Married.” The most salacious and excerpt-able being: Cheat.

“If you avoid getting caught, a little affair can perk up a marriage,” says Lucy, a 50-something Californian. … “A husband is your costar and a rock in your life,” says Lana, a 59-year-old actress. “But if you’re a multidimensional person, you need a lot of different colors on your palette.”

Are you tired of talking/reading about marriage? Let’s go have a cigarette.*

*No, don’t smoke!