The Week of October 31 — November 4

– A Dude revealed The Bluetooth, A Queer Chick knows about your work crush, and A Clean Person is perpetually on vacation.

– Congratulations, “Ugly Face.” (Butterfly kiss was robbed.)

Acne is kind of like that fungus that controls ants’ minds.

– Carolita Johnson visited a witch.

– One thing to fill a locket with is a picture of your favorite kind of bikini wax.

– Halloween is/was for actually scary movies! Aah!

– “So, uh, I hate to do this via facebook but I’m pregnant. And it’s yours.”

– Have an excellent weekend, and we’ll see you on Monday. Stay hydrated. Yellow bottle sippin.

Photo via Flickr