The Week of October 31 — November 4
– A Dude revealed The Bluetooth, A Queer Chick knows about your work crush, and A Clean Person is perpetually on vacation.
– Congratulations, “Ugly Face.” (Butterfly kiss was robbed.)
– Acne is kind of like that fungus that controls ants’ minds.
– Carolita Johnson visited a witch.
– One thing to fill a locket with is a picture of your favorite kind of bikini wax.
– Halloween is/was for actually scary movies! Aah!
– “So, uh, I hate to do this via facebook but I’m pregnant. And it’s yours.”
– Have an excellent weekend, and we’ll see you on Monday. Stay hydrated. Yellow bottle sippin.
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