Hail Queen Money, Our Beautiful Money Queen, Begotten of Mother Money

All rise.

O God,
who providest for thy people by thy power,
and rulest over them in love:
Grant unto this thy servant Jennifer Lawrence, our Money Queen,
the Spirit of pecuniary wisdom and government,
that being devoted unto thee with her whole heart and all of her money,
which is so much,
she may so wisely govern ahead of Melissa McCarthy,
that in her time thy Money Church may be in safety,
and fiscal devotion may continue in peace;
that so persevering in good works unto the end,
she may by thy mercy come to thine everlasting cash kingdom;
through Jesus Christ, thy Son, our Lord,
who liveth and reigneth with thee
in the unity of the Holy Ghost,
one God, the money one, for ever and ever. Amen.