Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week
Spider Wine Glass, $6.48 (was $12.95)
Why is this on sale? Why is this on sale? Edith, I forgot your address. EDITH, I FORGOT YOUR ADDRESS.
Cheap Monday Plutonia Tee, $24.50 (was $35)
(What is that look for?) My friend Mackenzie calls this brand “Crappy Monday” which I like. But I also like that this looks close enough to Helmut Lang. And it comes in black.
Platinum Denim Ankle Legging, $15ish with checkout code 14898 (was $79)
Admittedly, the model is not doing this right, but read the reviews. These sound awesome and the print is rad. That asymmetrical top in black, some giant boots, and these? Killing it.
Marc Jacobs Brass Le Mouse Studs, $29.40 (were $42)
Cute-cute-cute, cute-cute-cute, cute-cute-cute-cute-cute. (Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells.”)
Multi-Tier Oven Rack, $9.99 (was $20)
Oh snap, up until this moment I didn’t even realize how badly I needed this. Damn you, internet shopping!
Lacey Bed Jacket, $39.95 (was $68)
My mom made me a very similar number for my trousseau and now I wear it over a white tank (that covers my belly button!) with jeans. It’s one of my very favorite things and since you don’t know my mom (yet) so you can’t ask her to make you one (yet), you should just get yours here.
Spoon Full of Sugar Knob, $2.95 (was $8)
Perfect opportunity to switch out all those old, boring, kitchen cabinet knobs and pulls. And to sing Mary Poppins songs.
Knitted Turban Beanie, $9.95 (was $38)
Be Little Edie all winter.
Kate Spade Charyl Pump, $178.75 (were $325)
These are hilarious. One of you must be rich enough to get them and wear them to meet me for wine, please?
Thanksgiving Platter, $19.99 (was $29)
Oh, well wouldn’t ya know it? It also comes in… DESSERT PLATE FORM.
Bronze Finish Mermaid Sculpture, $99.95 (was $199)
She is 35 1/2″ tall and “perfect for a hallway, sun room or foyer.”