Kelly Conaboy and Brian Feldman are fans of the band Spoon. In this column they talk about Spoon for one second, give or take.

Kelly: If you had to write a Thanksgiving poem for Spoon to say at the beginning of Thanksgiving dinner as though it were the Catholic “grace”

Kelly: How would it go?

Brian: Dear spoon thank you for this hot meals, which pairs well with hot thoughts your newest album

Brian: Amen

Brian: I’m Jewish and don’t know how grace works

Kelly: Not really a poem but that’s more of how grace works than a poem would be so I think you did a good job

Kelly: Okay mine would be:

Kelly: Thank you to my darling Spoon, I love you from here to the moon. We’re eating dinner with forks now, with spoons beside, our sacred vow. Amen

Brian: Wow. I feel transported

Kelly: Me too

Kelly: Thank you, Brian

Brian: Thank you kelly

Thank You

Previously:

• Would Spoon Still Sound Good Backwards?
• A Spoon-Themed Party
• The Most Autumn Spoon Songs
• Should We Be Spoons?
• New Spoon Video, New Spoon Tour Dates
• How Much Money Would It Take?
• Brian Picks A Topic
• Hot and Wild Thoughts
• The First Spoon Song We Ever Heard
• Our Impact
• Tough Love
• If A Spoon Album Leaked, Would We Listen To It?
• Should We Get Matching Spoon Tattoos?
• Send Me And Brian On Vacation To Write About Spoon
• The Coldest Spoon Song
• Softball
• Will The Awl Throw Us A Party?
• Helping Mike Dang Pick A Spoon Song For A Road Trip
• Spoon University
• Spotify Rewind (Brian Wins)
• The Last Time We Listened To Spoon (Kelly Wins)
• Brian Is No Help
• My Dog Peter’s Favorite Song And My Co-host Brian’s Favorite Album
• ASOS
• Google Doc Phishing Email
• Song Of The Summer
• Ellen
• Should We Stop?
• Soft Effects EP
• If There Were a Haircut Song
• Hot Thoughts!
• Our Fan
• “A Second Without A Woman”
• “Suits”
• Whoops
• My birthday
• Jealousy
• Telephono
• Barack Obama
• Another new song
• “Hot Coffee”
• New Year’s Eve special
• Holiday wish
• New song
• Favorite song