Back of the Club, Sippin’ Moet Is Where You’ll Find Me
“As it happens, no other wine provides such a dependable bridge to pleasure, is at home with so many types of food, and none is so reliably mood altering, suitable for weathering both elation and odium.”
— Alex Halberstadt is talking about champagne, of course. Can someone explain “disgorgement” please? And by “explain” I mean “I don’t care. Send me a bottle of Cristal.” Bonus: here is the rap song you have stuck in your head now.