Diseases My Male Coworkers Diagnosed Me With On The One Day I Didn’t Wear Make Up

By Ginny Hogan July 31, 2017

cancer of any variety
the flu
a flu
ebola
crippling and debilitating exhaustion
a case of the ‘natural female face’-s
eyelash balding
a loss of the will to live
poison ivy
poison oak
poison acne
anemia
paranoia from a ghost sighting
pink eye
vintage polio
very understandable depression
very understandable self-loathing
an STD from a dirty subway seat or a blood infusion but DEFINITELY NOT sexual intercourse
early-onset death