Juice vs. Juicebox
Melvin’s Juice Box juice bar: where modern juice and juiceboxes converge, and whose nice-sounding juice (skip the apple-juice base, though) has unknowingly forced us to concede that maybe “juicebox” isn’t going to happen after all. Or that the definition we’re proposing hasn’t come close to eclipsing the other, more exciting meanings. Ugh, what a horrible day.
At least it’s doing better than “gal.” Wait, no it’s not. Anyway, winner: juice. Speaking of juice!!!