Text Me Possibly

“I happen to love long conversations on the telephone, probably because I think I’m pretty great at it — I’m highly verbal, thrilled by the joust and parry of a good debate, and the pure audio allows me to stop worrying about stupid stuff like how I look in this dress, and what your eyes are staring at right now OMG there is something in my nose.”
 — Salon’s lovely Sarah Hepola is insane.