Can Anyone Explain the UVA Situation?

As far as we can tell (correct us if we’re wrong), there was a President of the University of Virginia, and she couldn’t use Twitter, or something, or maybe was a communist, and then the cast of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps forced her to resign at knife-point and had her placed in a small cage, and then Thomas Jefferson returned from the dead to free her, and now the Ewoks are having a dance party?