Trigger Warnings for Everyone!

Did you read the incredible Boston Magazine article about auditioning for the BSO? In case you haven’t, here are some reasons to skip it:

1. The idea of being evaluated is terrifying to you.

2. You secretly suspect that everyone is talking about you behind your back.

3. You have an expensive education and are completely unemployable.

4. You had a tough time watching Jason Segal’s terrible band audition in Freaks and Geeks, even though those guys were really nice to him and one of them was Paul Feig.

5. There is too much pathos in this statement for you: “Give me success or take this desire away from me. One of the two.”