The Newsroom: Live
So, per general request, here are my unedited, unaltered notes on last night’s episode of The Newsroom:
john gallagher jr was hotter before he started telling women he loved them to avoid awkwardness
DO NOT GIVE YOUR SOURCES A PATRONIZING TALK ABOUT DEEP THROAT
Woman thinks Christian Bale is an Australian lady actress from Spiderman, BUT IS CORRECTED BY ANOTHER LADY
Men? Dumb enough to eat two pot cookies without checking dosage
Women skyping while walking
women assume sources are hitting on them
women follow the rock on twitter
women nag at you to turn off your phone on the plane
other women won’t let you stand up while the plane is stopped
santa guy
“your twitter feeds are coming in” WHO WOULD SAY THAT WHAT DOES IT MEAN
big man, hassling the flight attendant
I WOULD TASE THAT, BRO
no one has ever shown up high or drunk to a job in media apparently
take a shot when sam waterston reminisces over swelling music
“a small penance for all the ones we got wrong” SAY WHAT?????
“yes sir”
wuuuut?
dev patel’s mad hot date lost her dad on 9/11
other women be trying to break the double-confirmed news instead of waiting for stoned Will like media God said to
MAGGIE, THIS IS NOT THE MOMENT FOR YOUR WISPY RELATIONSHIP DRAMZ
no let’s all mill around pretending this isn’t the romantic arc of the season
don has too much product in his hair
who is skinny reggie watts? OH, we don’t even know, he’s some guy on the plane
“the internet says…”
PLEASE TASE HIM TASE HIM TASE HIM TASE HIM
no one cares who you work for
WHY IS THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT SUPPOSED TO BE CRAZY? SHE’S NOT CRAZY
THIS IS SUCH EXPLOITATIVE BULLSHIT WITH THE PILOTS OHHHHH THEY KILLED BIN LADEN FOR YOUUUUUUUU
he is not asking this chick out again but he’s totally cute
now we’re telling LONNIE they killed bin laden for youuuuuuuuuuuuu
stupid sorkin fetishization of the blue collar workers he doesn’t actually like
lonnie, go tell the cops! they killed bin laden for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
stoned jeff daniels forgot to check his blackberry, all of this posturing has been FOR NAUGHT
“do it for me, will”
Even stoned, better to have men deliver the news, amiright?