The Worst of Bad Book Sex 2011

“In the shower, Ed stood with his hands at the back of his head, like someone just arrested, while she abused him with a bar of soap. […] “
 — Congratulations to David Guterson, whose novel Ed King has been awarded the dreaded/coveted Bad Sex in Fiction award from the Literary Review. “I’m not in the least bit surprised,” he said. (Last year’s was bug-related.)