“Something of a desperate housewife” with “something like a sickness”

In the latest installment of The Desire Project, a camouflaged woman with a voice-distorter tells a story of the ex-boyfriend who became famous, which becomes infinitely more serious-seeming with the camouflage and voice-distortion. (“What kind of talk show personality would have an ex girlfriend with a shirt like that?” you might find yourself wondering. Also: “Where is that shirt from?”)