Megan’s Horrifying And Traumatic Story
It’s related to the horrifying and traumatic story about the octopus-looking thing that was found in the Vita Coco carton.
Have you had the misfortune of seeing this New York Post story about a horrifying alien octopus trash heap that some lady allegedly found in her Vita Coco carton?
Mom finds gross ‘squid-like’ horror in her coconut water
I’m so sorry if you hadn’t, because, as you can see, the photo is displayed quite prominently in the embedded link, and now you’ve seen what it looks like. It’s truly making me sick to look at and think about and I hate that it exists. Don’t click on the story. I’m really mad and my stomach and throat feel upset. And now look at this Slack transcript from fucking MEGAN!!!!!!!:
Megan Reynolds: you know…something like that clump fell out of a san pellegrino soda thingie i was drinking once
Kelly Conaboy: WHAT?!
Megan: i just remembered this
Kelly: MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan: i had finished the thing
Kelly: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan: and poured out the dribble into the sink, which was empty
Megan: and my sister came home like an hour later and was like WHAT IS THIS IN THE SINK
Kelly: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan: and i said idk my soda can???
Megan: and it was my soda can
Megan: but then it was ALSo a weird blobby thing that resembled an oyster perhaps
Megan: not nearly as large
Kelly: MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Megan: as that monstrosity
Megan: i know
Megan: i clearly blocked this from my mind
Kelly: Oh my god
Kelly: What did you do
Megan: because i think i almost barfed
Kelly: Did you get sick
Megan: my sister def almost barfed
Megan: no i was fine????
Megan: but….
Megan: we never figured out what it was
Kelly: Wow]
Megan: whew fuck i just gagged looking at that picture
Megan: yeah very traumatic
Kelly: jesus
Kelly: What are these things
Kelly: What is happening
Megan: i have no idea
Megan: we never googled it or like tried to assess
Megan: because i think we both wanted to forget it happened
AND THAT’S THE END OF THE STORY???????????????????
Silvia is making me tell you to let me know in the comments if you’ve also seen one of these things in a soda can. Honestly I would rather die than know but she’s the boss.