Crafting With Restrictions

“So, you own a penis cake pan, but the bachelorette party is over, I’m sure you’re thinking, ‘What am I going to do with this penis pan?’ Well, I’ll show you! Here at Penis Pans.com, I’ve put together a few examples of other cakes you can make with your penis pan.”
— Penis Pans.com is the result of “one woman’s struggle to use her penis pan,” and she currently has 10 featured suggestions. [Mildly NSFW.]