Cosmo’s “Hottest Texts to Send a Guy,” Edited
by Lauren Bans
At work having very NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk …
At my physical therapy appt having very NSFPT thoughts about throwing you down! I wish you were injured, too. I feel like you’ve been distant since the accident.
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See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM
See if you can decipher this abbreviation: OMG IWUIM
Hello?
No guesses? 😉
It means Oh My God I Want Uterine Infection Meds
Hello?
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Practicing yoga poses … totally naked. Wanna see how flexible I am?
Practicing yoga poses … totally naked. LOL!!! In a classroom with LOTS of men!
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Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. One less thing for you to remove tonight …
Just went to the bathroom at the [bar/party/restaurant] and took off my underwear. I splashed the area with toilet water to make it nice and clean for you!!! Oh god I am soooooo drunk!!!! Can u come in heer and help me find the door :)))
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Using one hand to write this text and press the send button. Using the other hand to press MY button …
Using 1 hand to rite this txt (sorry 4 typos!!) & press the Send butten. Using the other ahnd to presh MY butt…
Previously: “We Built This City, We Built This City on Rock and Wheat”
Lauren Bans is an editor at GQ.