You Should Follow “WeFollowLucasDuda” On Instagram

It will bring you joy.

There are only a few things that bring me joy in the modern day: coffee; sleeping; my bed; Spoon Second’s meteoric rise to, and sustainment of, immense popularity among Spoon fans and non Spoon fans alike; and the WeFollowLucasDuda Instagram account, which was most recently updated on Mother’s Day.

It is an account dedicated to razzing Mets player Lucas Duda and it is run primarily by my favorite Mets player (my favorite because he runs this Instagram account) Curtis Granderson. The razzing is mostly done by filming Lucas Duda doing anything and then laughing at him.

I love it so much.

It’s so good.

Allow me to answer some questions you may have.

WHAT IF I DON’T LIKE THE METS?

Oh, you should like the Mets. It’s fun. I don’t know why you wouldn’t like the Mets. Personally, I’m a fake Mets fan — I can only name three Mets players and that’s about as much as I know about both the Mets and the game of baseball in general — but it’s still rewarding. Go to a game, get a hot dog, root for the Mets. See Mr. Met, maybe see Mrs. Met. What other team are you going to like? The Yankees? No. The only other acceptable team is the Phillies. Again, I don’t know anything about baseball but I do know this to be true. Anyway it doesn’t matter if you don’t like the Mets you can still enjoy WeFollowLucasDuda.

ARE YOU SURE CURTIS GRANDERSON IS GOING TO UPDATE WEFOLLOWLUCASDUDA THIS SEASON?

I’m not really sure about that, no. But he did do that Mother’s Day update. And he posted this recently. Maybe he’ll see this Hairpin post and it will inspire him to “du” more Dudas.

WHAT IS THE POINT OF FOLLOWING THE ACCOUNT NOW IF YOU’RE NOT SURE HOW ACTIVE IT’S GOING TO BE?

It might be active. And, if it is, then you’ll get to see it. Plus you can watch all the old ones? Fuck off!!!! I’m trying to show you a fun thing.

Here’s a funny one that’s just a photo:

“TBT to when Lucas was a cowboy,” hahaha. Haha, this one is good too.

#mets #sweetheart.

Anyway, I think you should enjoy this Instagram account. I was just thinking about it yesterday, which is why I’m telling you now.

— Kelly