The New Ancient Zodiac
“6. The fragile friend. … Her bathroom ceiling is leaking. She has had the same lingering cold since 2010. Her freeloading brother-in-law is always about to visit. You’re not sure what to do, so you conjure up tales of similarly arcane woes involving disturbed family members and explosive toilets. Who knew your life was so horrible?”
Which of the “Nine People You Meet Post-Thirty” are/were you? Uncanny.
[via Mary Miller]