A Christmas Sweater for Claire

“The sweater made me look like a witch who was 11 months pregnant. … It had pockets too, I’m sure for placing all the phone numbers that guys and girls will inevitably be handing to you when you wear this sweater.”
 — Hairpin pal Claire Zulkey bought some Anthropologie clothes online. She’ll be returning one of the items, but she hasn’t yet in case you want to take it off her hands.