Lies My Spam Folder Tells Me About Myself

by Lauren Kirchner

I am single, Christian, and ready to ChristianMingle

I want to boost my testosterone

I want to watch football in HD for free

I have perhaps been injured while using Lipitor

I am a senior who would perhaps be interested in seeing photos of 50+ singles who are looking for love now

I want to know more about no-flame electronic cigarettes

I enjoy American Apparel bras

I can Eat Myself Skinny

I can read Portuguese

The best way for me to celebrate spring is with these luxury crystal necklaces

I have joint pain

I have a mortgage

I have a reverse mortgage

I have a car

I have a penis

Lauren Kirchner remains skeptical.