“When Kid Art Goes Wrong”

From Screwy Decimal:

Tween: “I’m going to draw you Tim Burton-style.”

Me: “Oh boy.”

Tween: “If I draw you weird, it’s not personal.”

Me: “No, of course not.”

Tween: “I’m going to give you weird hair, like you’re in an asylum. That’s what I see when I look at you.”

Me: “…..”

I won’t spoil the reveal. Click here.

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