Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Don Jon: You’re Cute. I Like You.

Say it with me: “My body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, and my porn.” Now say it again, in Scarlett Johansson’s Adrianaesque accent: “My body, my pad, my ride, my family, my church, my boys, my girls, and my porn.” Perfect.

Don Jon, the first film written and directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, isn’t due out until October, but I already feel like his well-meaning aunt watching this trailer: I only want the best for ya, Joe. I only want ya to succeed. You’re cute. I like you. Blame that middle part.