Copywriting the Pure Moods CD Commercial

Look at this fucking unicorn
Imagine a world with a unicorn in it
where time drifts slowly. The unicorn’s back

A world where you are fulfilled by your job
or don’t have to work at all, preferably
where music carries you away.

Experience puremoods
the aural equivalent of a Thomas Kinkade folder
the perfect soundtrack for small children watching Nickelodeon
and adults who talk to their figurines
your unique everyday crises way of life.

Listen to the goth-angel chanting
which is popular elsewhere in the world
Direct from Europe, this platform for Yanni
multi-platinum collection has been stuck in my head for three days
and agggghhh I totally hummed Enya while I was on that date
has won the hearts of millions.

Set adrift on a sea of twinkly oblivion
with the timeless pleasures of “TuBuLaR BeLlS”
or delve into the mysteries of the occult
take a trip into the unknown with the “X-Files theme.”

No other collection gives you the feeling of puremoods.
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