How Not to Order a Drink, Part Six

by Camille Santochi

Waitress: Would you like something to drink?

Me: I’ll have an old-fashioned.

Waitress: Is Maker’s okay?

Me: Yes, that’s fine, thank you!

OkCupid Date: Hahah. I’m glad that worked out for you.

[Pause]

Me: Did you Google me?

OkCupid Date: Yes, yes I did.

Previously: House White.

Camille Santochi is a reality television producer from Los Angeles. You can follow her on Twitter @omitofo or see where her cover band is playing next here.