“Thank you so much. I am that girl that ate out that girl on the show.”
We conclude a sweaty walk down to King St., which gets points for being a block away from her favorite place in the world, Film Forum, and find ourselves in a very odd duplex decorated only with a chandelier, a giant painting of a blindfolded ancient Roman, a framed photo of Justin Bieber, and a very elaborate and space-consuming setup for a driving video game. The buyer’s representative, a nice woman named Emily who’s cracking up at every one of Lyonne’s jokes, asks her what she does for a living. “I’m a professional real estate seeker,” says Lyonne. “I sort through rentals. I just have my rich boyfriend support me and I look for various homes for us to live in. It’s not easy, but it’s a life.”
New York’s Jada Yuan went apartment hunting with Orange Is the New Black’s Natasha Lyonne not too long ago, and it turns out that Natasha Lyonne is as delightfully vulgar and entertaining as the character she plays on television. Or on Netflix. Netflixision. Stay for this exchange:
One of her first scenes is eating out another girl in the open prison bathroom. “Yeah, that was meant to be a fisting scene,” says Lyonne. “But you can’t see that I’m fisting her on camera.”
“I knew that I recognized you,” our driver pipes up.
“I’m that fister!”
“I’ve been enjoying your show so far.”
“Thank you so much. I am that girl that ate out that girl on the show.”
[NY Mag]