ScarJo News

Wait, Scarlett Johansson is dating a journalist? And they’re engaged? And he looks like this? What the WHAT! Whaaatttt.

What

whaaAAAaaattttt

And now, for a moment of silence. Two perfect poems by a moment of silence.

Namaste. Anyway, it looks like the guy is actually “the former editor of French magazine Clark, which specializes in underground French urban art,” and is “currently manager of a creative agency.” He is also sort of on Twitter, it seems.